WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit rattled, mate. What's got your britches in a twist? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can spill us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second.